Send in the Browns
The Washington Post reports that 45 officers and six civilian employees of the New Orleans Police Department were fired Friday for abandoning their posts during the Katrina disaster, and sheds light on the fate of those who left.
Some of the New Orleans police officers accused of abandoning their posts have reportedly tried to get work at law enforcement agencies in Texas and Georgia, but officials there have refused to take them.At the federal level, former FEMA Director, Michael Brown, continues to receive federal pay and criticism, currently for accepting an extension to his post-resignation FEMA contract. See David Mark's comments for JABBS (republished on Blogcritics). UPI reports that Brown planned to resign even before Hurricane Katrina struck.
Unfortunately, there are plenty of clueless administrators still in charge of emergency preparedness and other critical functions at federal agencies; so many, in fact, it was hard to resist writing a parody.
SEND IN THE BROWNS
(sung to the tune of Stephen Sondheim's “Send in the Clowns”)Isn’t it strange?
Storm clouds appear
People and cities could drown
What do we hear?
Send in the Browns.
Isn’t it grim?
Aren’t we appalled?
Victims cry out to the world
Rescue is stalled
Where are the Browns?
Send in the Browns.
Trapped in the flood
No way to bail
Thousands unknowing
The levees were dangerously frail
Waiting for FEMA to bring
All appropriate care
Day after day
No one is there.
Now comes the show
After the shame
Every one trying to find
Another to blame
Subpoena the Browns
Quick, send in the Browns
Let's hear from the Browns.
“What a surprise!
Who could forsee
Horror, destruction and death
Played out on T.V?
It would take hindsight to know
What reporters foresaw
I’m just a hack
In shock and awe.”
Time to regroup
Rewrite the plan
Only the insiders know
It’s still a sham
Where are the Browns?
Quick send us more Browns
Don’t bother - they’re here.
CITED ARTICLES
New Orleans Fires 51 Police Workers , Manuel Roig-Franzia, Washington Post, October 29, 2005
Brown planned to resign before Katrina, UPI, Washington, October 26, 2005
Brown Resigned Last Month In Disgrace..., David Marks, JABBS, October 26, 2005
